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Racer MoKord (mskg1380)
Race Number 41
Date Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:00:07
Speed 62 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents monkeyballs11 (4th place) watash1 (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!" (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)

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