Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer mStuff (mstuff)
Race Number 249
Date Mon, 16 Mar 2015 21:48:21
Speed 45 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents acassidy529 (4th place) minikooper117 (2nd place) nosey26 (5th place)

Text typed:

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)