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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Lawrence (mullock) |
| Race Number | 3 |
| Date | Thu, 14 Dec 2017 15:10:32 |
| Speed |
99 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.7% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | notglacier (3rd place) vinninq (1st place) wheatman (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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