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Racer SHAHIM (mushroombruiser)
Race Number 1704
Date Thu, 23 Jun 2016 9:11:56
Speed 152 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)

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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.
I Am America (And So Can You!) (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)