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Racer myles (myles14)
Race Number 778
Date Mon, 31 Oct 2022 0:10:47
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents oklevi (1st place) oneguardsam (3rd place) sinatraa68 (5th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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