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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Ethan (nalgona) |
| Race Number | 11 |
| Date | Fri, 30 Oct 2020 19:37:28 |
| Speed |
71 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.3% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | derpeus (3rd place) |
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There once was a tiger who fancied a pint. Not Carling, of course, that was too weak and too gassy. He wanted a pint that packs a punch, like Stella, or Kronenbourg. The tiger was thirsty and needed something to wash down the zookeeper he'd just eaten.
— (other)
by Richard Valentine
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