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Pit Stop
Racer needtopractice (needtopractice)
Race Number 5
Date Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:33:16
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents loganek (1st place) mickeymeowmeow (5th place) nevetsteven (2nd place) pabl0juan (3rd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)