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Racer ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdynick)
Race Number 365
Date Thu, 9 Jul 2015 18:10:48
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents bgrins (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)