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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Rory (neutrin0) |
| Race Number | 18 |
| Date | Mon, 9 Oct 2023 21:32:20 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.3% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | ilikeurmomlol (2nd place) velvet_underground (1st place) |
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When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.
—
Walter the Farting Dog
 (book)
by William Kotzwinkle
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