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Racer ._. (newaccount88)
Race Number 46
Date Fri, 19 Jan 2024 2:48:17
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents bushyhak (5th place) pajarwww (1st place) sketbob (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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