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Racer Snail (nickbiophysics)
Race Number 144
Date Thu, 7 Jun 2012 0:25:24
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents babyboy91 (4th place) tiffertus (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)