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Racer noob91 (noob91)
Race Number 14
Date Mon, 9 Jun 2025 16:10:59
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents top1postoofficial (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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