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Racer Matthew (notmatthew)
Race Number 139
Date Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:52:01
Speed 85 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents chowchunfu (1st place) immevdb (3rd place)

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On a personal note, his death is very sad. But on a professional level, it's untenable. I've been reviewing his files. He was pursuing a number of extremely dubious positions. Are you aware that we own a 30 million dollar ostrich farm in Morocco, or that we are the majority stakeholders in three companies that specialize in invisibility? This box is filled with napkins covered with notes detailing Peter's conviction that genetically-modified cranberry fungus would become the next cotton.
— (other) by Mike Judge, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky (see stats)

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