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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer God help us (novabond)
Race Number 52308
Date Fri, 7 Nov 2025 1:31:52
Speed 144 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents boy_314 (1st place) reed_sheppard (3rd place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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