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Pit Stop
Racer Nutter (nutterwithbutter)
Race Number 991
Date Mon, 11 Jul 2016 22:37:57
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents k0rey (1st place) kerry9 (4th place) shainesk (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)