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Race Result Details |
| Racer | OJ (ojop) |
| Race Number | 331 |
| Date | Mon, 6 Feb 2023 20:29:46 |
| Speed |
80 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | generic_maniac (3rd place) muruniiduk (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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