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Race Result Details |
| Racer | olivia (olivialake) |
| Race Number | 1397 |
| Date | Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:17:48 |
| Speed |
74 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | gilergil (1st place) ivious (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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