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Pit Stop
Racer OneChicken (onechickenguy)
Race Number 44
Date Thu, 1 May 2025 20:37:29
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents orangejuice101 (1st place)

Text typed:

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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