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Pit Stop
Racer oneguardsam (oneguardsam)
Race Number 143812
Date Sat, 12 Sep 2020 5:20:32
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents dexter42 (2nd place) greedgenius (4th place)

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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
— (song) by "Weird Al" Yankovic (see stats)

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