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Pit Stop
Racer oneguardsam (oneguardsam)
Race Number 7641
Date Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:44:16
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents jameshazgames (3rd place) segale (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)