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Racer JediMaster (onewiththejedi)
Race Number 180
Date Tue, 5 May 2015 0:12:54
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents joefromlongisland (2nd place) lovelyldy33 (4th place) purplefriction (3rd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)