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Pit Stop
Racer LifeIsDream (ordnance)
Race Number 1050
Date Tue, 27 May 2025 8:39:13
Speed 73 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents super_nga (5th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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