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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Awesoma (osama_haque) |
| Race Number | 366 |
| Date | Sat, 8 Jun 2024 13:27:34 |
| Speed |
59 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.5% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | flaccid_acid (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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