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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer pakistan ka baap (pakistankabaap)
Race Number 1125
Date Thu, 3 Jun 2021 13:59:08
Speed 49 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents chunky_nosher (1st place) iamsubzero (2nd place) om3ga_99 (5th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)