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Racer Patrick (patrick_pyv_r1_hunter)
Race Number 39
Date Fri, 26 Oct 2012 3:52:09
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents hazerdagreek (1st place) pillow181 (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)