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typeracer

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Racer i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)
Race Number 2110
Date Mon, 17 Dec 2012 0:00:19
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents sintekk (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)