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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)
Race Number 9530
Date Thu, 28 Feb 2013 2:21:20
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.5%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents kingpolarbear (3rd place) reaction91 (5th place) roboto (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)