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Race Result Details |
| Racer | bacon (peter_1860) |
| Race Number | 552 |
| Date | Mon, 15 Nov 2021 10:19:11 |
| Speed |
65 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dead_beast (5th place) steeeeveee (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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