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Pit Stop
Racer phil (phil1)
Race Number 3574
Date Fri, 7 Dec 2012 15:21:21
Speed 50 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents kindafast (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)