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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Philip (philip_simpson) |
| Race Number | 91 |
| Date | Sun, 18 Aug 2019 7:07:37 |
| Speed |
43 WPM
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| Accuracy | 92.3% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | m_mvm (4th place) pentalonist (2nd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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