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Pit Stop
Racer phrame (phrame)
Race Number 79
Date Fri, 8 Mar 2013 23:53:32
Speed 117 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents johnurz (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)