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Racer Swami (pickleweasle1)
Race Number 56
Date Thu, 24 Jan 2013 4:20:28
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents lieutenanttoast (1st place) morcheeba (2nd place) mrlostman (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)