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Racer Chris (pigmalion)
Race Number 1310
Date Sun, 6 Mar 2016 22:05:24
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)