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Pit Stop
Racer Pinto (pinto_typeracer)
Race Number 191
Date Thu, 29 Oct 2015 15:59:08
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents enragedemu (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)