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Pit Stop
Racer Philip (piporace10)
Race Number 253
Date Sun, 26 Jul 2015 15:08:31
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents mkester (2nd place) nicovercesi (3rd place) pentalon (1st place)

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Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
— (movie) by Guy Ritchie (see stats)