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Pit Stop
Racer Christoffer (poetastrophe)
Race Number 2403
Date Wed, 6 Nov 2019 10:32:34
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents paradisefound (3rd place) stekobert_pappson (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (movie) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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