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Pit Stop
Racer Identitylessness (power_punch)
Race Number 9202
Date Sat, 12 Dec 2020 15:24:58
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents caelath (1st place) laze_the_racer (3rd place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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