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Race Result Details |
| Racer | john (primitive) |
| Race Number | 113 |
| Date | Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:55:36 |
| Speed |
80 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | lightfire (4th place) wolth (3rd place) |
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He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.
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by William Kotzwinkle
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