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Race Result Details |
| Racer | James (proctologist) |
| Race Number | 142 |
| Date | Tue, 25 Feb 2014 22:33:24 |
| Speed |
74 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | ems__ (5th place) kahnmd35 (4th place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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