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Pit Stop
Racer Puppy (puppysmile)
Race Number 3112
Date Thu, 27 Oct 2016 18:23:18
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents domantaz (3rd place) hgeter (4th place) runbarry (1st place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)