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Race Result Details |
| Racer | You (pylon) |
| Race Number | 1823 |
| Date | Mon, 1 Jan 2024 23:19:45 |
| Speed |
109 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.3% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | realrealyalan (1st place) redtoothj (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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