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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Quelm (quelmdrash) |
| Race Number | 679 |
| Date | Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:23:35 |
| Speed |
87 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.1% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | rockpile (2nd place) scth (1st place) tomsanity (4th place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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