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Racer Tony (quintus)
Race Number 50
Date Fri, 25 May 2012 22:34:34
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents sweetfaith (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)