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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jacob (ragingwithjacob) |
| Race Number | 142 |
| Date | Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:36:11 |
| Speed |
63 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.3% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | hiimpancake (2nd place) |
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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
—
Seinfeld
 (other)
by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld
(see stats)
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