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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Happy (ragtag)
Race Number 3060
Date Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:15:51
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents glammm (4th place) mattlo (1st place) shiftman1188 (5th place) someone648 (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)