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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Dustin (redacted_hs) |
| Race Number | 54 |
| Date | Mon, 6 Jun 2016 23:52:35 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.5% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | shawnieyang (3rd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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