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Racer Isaiah (reshilimar)
Race Number 816
Date Fri, 7 Dec 2012 1:53:04
Speed 93 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents isoonho (3rd place) kalenovice (2nd place) ravenless (5th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)