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Pit Stop
Racer Neil (retarty)
Race Number 52
Date Mon, 25 Jun 2018 1:43:33
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents downfall_gay (1st place)

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Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life!
— (book) by Garry Trudeau (see stats)

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