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Racer Robert Joe (robertjoep)
Race Number 195
Date Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:59:41
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents jimothy1 (5th place) lostinatree (3rd place) puertoricanchick (4th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)