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Racer alex (rree338)
Race Number 19
Date Tue, 7 Jul 2020 1:01:29
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents cypher_xd (2nd place) lucasorino (3rd place) zhzm (1st place)

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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.
— (other) by Victor Cook & Curt Geda (see stats)

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